You guys request and write some weird things.
Most of you really need help.
Most of you really need help.
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The Melodious Nocturne
Who runs and never walks
29 January 2009 @ 08:12 pm
They're making a movie about Saïx. It looks kind of scary.
( He bites )
I really like baby dogs. Wolves. Things.
( He bites )
I really like baby dogs. Wolves. Things.
31 December 2008 @ 03:51 pm
Why do people need the year to start over to change things?
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confused
confused31 October 2008 @ 09:06 pm
30 January 2008 @ 05:16 pm
Axel's hair is red,
Saïx's hair is blue,
Now they're both tiny animals,
And everywhere they poo.
Saïx's hair is blue,
Now they're both tiny animals,
And everywhere they poo.
Current Music: MILEY CYRUS YEAH
20 January 2008 @ 09:17 pm
15 December 2007 @ 05:41 pm
depressed07 December 2007 @ 07:27 pm
Okay. You know something? SENDING THINGS TO ME FROM AN ANONYMOUS E-MAIL IS NOT COOL.
AT ALL.
WHO SENT ME THIS?
AT ALL.
WHO SENT ME THIS?
Current Mood: 
scared
scared06 November 2007 @ 08:44 pm
1.) I DO NOT WEAR DRESSES.
2.) EVER.
3.) I WILL NEVER EVER WEAR DRESSES.
4.) Axel said I'm a better fighter than Zexion.
Zexion gives paper people cuts.
5.) ...My cat peed on my sitar today.
6.) Luxord's not ever allowed to touch me by Order ofSZexion.
2.) EVER.
3.) I WILL NEVER EVER WEAR DRESSES.
4.) Axel said I'm a better fighter than Zexion.
Zexion gives paper people cuts.
5.) ...My cat peed on my sitar today.
6.) Luxord's not ever allowed to touch me by Order of
Current Mood: 
bouncy
bouncy24 October 2007 @ 08:08 pm
I wrote a song!
Sexion
Hey Zexy~
Yeah, you're sexy.
The way your hair covers half your face,
And the way you move with that awesome grace.
I sit all the time and think about you,
About the way your hair is an awesome blue.
(CHORUS)
Hey Zexy~
Yeah, you're sexy.
But when you kiss me,
I fear for my life.
So please don't kill me.
Because I'm sexy, too.
I only eat the food you cook,
So maybe you should make a recipe book.
Remember that time you said you poisoned my sandwich?
And I thought that dying again would be such a bitch.
Then you tried throwing knives at me,
And I ran away with a manly scream.
(CHORUS)
You're the kinda guy who'd look good even in pink,
And if I had a heart I'd love you (I think).
Sometimes I think you want to cut me into pieces,
. . . but you don't.
Hey Zexy~
You're so sexy
(CHORUS)
Current Mood: 
artistic
artistic22 October 2007 @ 02:57 pm
I can't beat myself in the video game.
...
That just makes me even COOLER than I already was.
...
That just makes me even COOLER than I already was.
25 September 2007 @ 07:17 pm
So. SO. I've been thinking a lot lately and I realized Axel needs help getting a better boyfriend. I mean, Roxas left once, and then he left again, which means he's going to keep doing that. And if Axel doesn't find a new boyfriend he's going to KEEP being a baby.
Axel's Good Qualities (there aren't many)
Axel's Bad Qualities
- He's good in bed. Trust me. I KNOW.
- He can make a fire without using a match.
- He hates water so he doesn't need that many showers. ...Which might actually be a bad thing.
- His hair is COOL.
- He's flexible.
Axel's Bad Qualities
- He's Axel.
- He takes too long in the bathroom.
- He sets things on fire when he sneezes.
- If you squirt him it'll set off a smoke detector since he steams.
- His hair is dangerous.
- He has girly hips.
- He says that stupid phrase ALL THE TIME.
- He wears makeup.
- He likes to make stupid jokes.
- He always angsts over his stupid ex-boyfriend.
I like being helpful so I went and put together a list for Axel of FUTURE choices. Don't worry, Axel. They're all men.
- Larxene.
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sleepyfluffzzz- keygoeswhere
- roadtotwilight
- Xigbar
- sexy_and_skorty
Current Mood: bouncy
bouncy15 September 2007 @ 12:45 pm
09 August 2007 @ 11:13 pm
Zexion licked me.
And Axel? I hope you stay away FOREVER.
Current Mood: confused
confused05 August 2007 @ 11:15 am
Zexion keeps staring at me.
And standing close.
And, uh. Doing...things.
WHY?
And standing close.
And, uh. Doing...things.
WHY?
Current Mood: scared
scared26 July 2007 @ 01:11 pm
THIS is my sitar.
Poll #1028352
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 18
Poll #1028352
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 18
What does my sitar look like?
View Answers
An awesome sitar
4 (22.2%)
A phallic thing otherwise known as what Axel DOESN'T have between his legs 10 (55.6%)
Totally not a penis 4 (22.2%)
Current Mood: 
cheerful
cheerful
18 June 2007 @ 08:52 am
Hey, so now that it's summer, it means it's cool to go swimming. It keeps getting hotter here and normally people use water to cool down. Axel doesn't because he's not a cool guy. He sits there and stays hot like a loser.
So I'm going to help him cool down.
Istoleborrowed all of these water gun things today from this little guy who collects them.
I'm giving one to everyone in the Castle, and anyone else I can find who wants one too.
Did you know Axel STEAMS when he's wet?
So I'm going to help him cool down.
I
I'm giving one to everyone in the Castle, and anyone else I can find who wants one too.
Did you know Axel STEAMS when he's wet?
Current Mood: devious
12 June 2007 @ 01:48 pm
I got to eat Zexion's cooking last night. Axel didn't. You know, man, maybe if you tried to NOT set everything on fire, you could actually make something for yourself that ISN'T charcoal.
Some guy here didn't know what a sitar is. Man, how can you NOT know what a SITAR is?
A sitar is way better than Axel's chakrams.
Some guy here didn't know what a sitar is. Man, how can you NOT know what a SITAR is?
A sitar is way better than Axel's chakrams.
Current Mood: pleased
pleased